Fresno State - Texas A&M preview

keys to a Bulldogs victory

1) Pat Hill and Tom Brandstater reveal that they've punked all of us and the past 13 games were just a ploy to catch A&M off-guard

2) Texas A&M is not allowed to advance the ball on offense

3) Texas Longhorns alum discovers arcane language the creates an NCAA ruling which allows David Carr to regain eligibility to play against Texas A&M

4) Aggies play in a daze after school library burns down (tragically most of the books haven't been colored in yet)